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Suburban crazy

from My Dog is My God by Tim Oxley

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A song about losing your mind living in suburbia with your family.

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I got a dog and she stares at me
when I'm cooking in the kitchen making everyones tea
If I catch her eye she looks the other way
if she could talk she'd probably say

Your food tote smells better than mine
I drink a lot of water can I try some wine
If I could I'd pick up my poo
Sorry its another damn chore for you
I do what you say when I'm sent to my chair
I let you wash my beautiful stinky hair
sorry that I smell other dogs arses
maybe you should teach dog etiquette classes

dog etiquette classes, call now 1800 020 000

I think I've gone a little bit suburban crazy

I got a kid who doesn't get mad
she like lying in bed and texting her dad
I'm hungry do we have anything to eat?
I say maybe should use those itty bitty feet
and walk to the kitchen and toast some bread
cover it with butter and your favourite spread
pour a glass of milk and grab sumthin sweet
come and have a chat before you retreat
you know when I was a kid we had a phone on the wall
you were lucky if the thing even rang at all
I answered it once it was for me
Kathy Moore said FLAT NOSE FRECKLE FACE FREAK!!!

I gotta go do my homework now dad.....Bye

I think I've gone a little bit suburban crazy
I think I've gone a little bit suburban crazy

I got a wife and she loves me so
If I wasn't such a good cook well I don't know
She asked me if I'd like a cup of tea
it's been half an hour she forgot about me
well we have a big laugh and we turn on the tele
and both start fartin and it gets real smelly
once a pretty bride and a handsome groom
now we're waiting to die in the living room
growin old together is a tricky thing
you gotta have a kiss and a cud and a sing
holding hands is recommended
if you don't do these things you may as welled it

I think I've gone a little bit suburban crazy

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from My Dog is My God, released February 24, 2022
Tim Oxley

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Tim Oxley Molong, Australia

Hi,Ive been writing n singing songs since I was 16 yrs old.
I have travelled around, met lots of colourful characters and seen many a beautiful day.
I grew up across from the Coral sea in Kingscliff ,north NSW.
It was there I learnt how to surf, fish, play drums and a few guitar chords and write songs.
See you on the road sometime.
Tim x
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